The Update…

GUESS WHO DUDES! Its me back at it again with another Shoebox blog. I’ve really missed you guys (not really). I’ve gotten so bored while stuck inside my house I’ve actually decided to start typing this crap again. I apologize if my grammer, speling, etc. is a little off, its been awhile since I’ve been in English class, thank God that is over. I just wanted to provide you guys with quality content while we are all hunkered down for the time being. I know y’all don’t got much better to do, so I expect some views on this blog guys.

What I have been up to: Not much really, just a bit busy being the GOAT. I’ve been running on tracks, talking that smacks, and making them stacks. Pretty much stuff any other cool guy would do.

Quarantine: As pretty much anyone who’s not living under 10 feet of dirt would know, do to recent events, much of the world has been placed under lock-down until further notice. While this might kinda succ, it is a necessary measure which everyone has to face. However, do not fret my loyal fans, I have constructed some masterful schemes in order to alleviate the boredom.

• Stuff To Do: One thing I think we can all do is challenge your brain in as many ways as possible. Use your many hours of boredom to discover something that you would never discover something while you were busy. One such challenge I am doing right now is I am trying to evaluating every single Leonardo DiCaprio movie in order to see if any of his films are better than Chicken Run (2000). My current test results are shown below:
• The Revenant– 8.7/10. Solid movie, favorite character was maybe the bear, because he was fuzzy. Not better than Chicken Run tho.
• Once Upon A Time In Hollywood- 9.1/10. I liked it. I hate the name “Cliff” tho, making Chicken Run the better movie.
• Inception– 7.888888/10. Good but you need a frickin Ph.D to understand it. The only thing you need to understand in Chicken Run is that chickens like to run. Not better.
• The Great Gatsby- 6.89/10. I was ready to throttle Jay Gatsby every time he said “Old Sport.” What does that mean? Say “bro” like a rational human being. Not better than Chicken Run.
• Gangs of New York- 6.91/10. Reminds me too much about history class. Chicken Run reminds of yummy food. Not better.
• Catch Me If You Can- 812/2131. The human version of Chicken Run. Good movie, but forgot to pay respects to the original. Chicken Run is superior.
• The Wolf of Wall Street- 12121/343434. Liked it, but I know I won’t get grounded if I just watch Chicken Run instead.
• Shutter Island- 4/20. So many plot twists it made me feel like I just got a lobotomy. At least Chicken Run won’t make my head hurt.
• Space Jam- 54/67. No Leonardo DiCaprio, but it was really funny guys. Chicken Run was funny too tho.
• Romeo and Juliet- -7. If I were to pick between Juliet and a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, I would have choose the KFC.
• Titanic- -8. If I were to pick between Rose and a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, I would have choose the KFC.
• Current Conclusion: Although my studies are still persisting, as of now I can surmise that Leonardo DiCaprio is incapable of staring in a film which surpasses the greatness seen in Chicken Run (2000).

Well guys that is just example of something you can do to keep yourselves not bored during quarantine. Although you guys aren’t really good fans, I hope y’all can be safe during such a trying time. Everyone has to do something to try to help end this pandemic, even if its just by keeping your distance from others. Please make sure to wash your hands, stay at home if possible, and, above all else: READ MY FRICKIN BLOGS. Cya Shoebox.