Hey what is up Shoebox! I hope y’all a pretty good week, kinda like I did. Nothing too big happened, I was just big chilling I guess. Just another blog coming up, ya know the usual. Just a forewarning, if any of you guys are big bird people, you might wanna leave because I’m about to go off on these feathery freaks. Anyways, enjoy the blog guys!
Ever since I was a young lad, I always held a disdain for all creatures under the bird family. This is probably because I was chased by a turkey at county fair when I was 3 years old, but I digress. Whether it be ducks, chickens, turkeys, or even ostriches, I’ve just never been I big bird fan. However, one particular animal takes the cake for the worst winged beast ever conceived: the modern day goose.
Three words can describe the common goose many are accustomed to: mean, stupid, and poop. The word “mean” is useful when describing this bird just because geese are angry and rude dudes. If you stand within a 6 foot radius within a goose it is likely they will chase after you wings outstretched with their cat-like hissing sound. Why can’t these guys just be chill and like let people pet them or something? Its like they look at everyone thinking, “alright who’s tryna catch these hands.” Geese are also pretty stupid too. Like I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least I know to move out of the way if I see a 4×4 barreling towards me on some gravel road. They can fly too like just move aside guys, for real. Lastly, geese poop literally everywhere. Giving them the last descriptive word of “poop.” I honestly can’t recall a time I’ve been to the park or a lake without their disgusting defecation littering every square inch of the place. I come home with my shoes covered in goose doo-doo. In short, geese are terrible, definitely would not chill with them, 1.5/10 tbh rating.
Alright that’s all I got for y’all this week. I’m kinda sorry if I offended any geese out there, but I did accidentally tripped in goose poo this morning so not really. Later Shoebox!
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